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Tuesday, December 24, 2019

How presents really get under your Christmas Tree

If you want your children to believe in Santa Claus, make sure they don't read this post.

Christmas morning, you wake up to see what Santa brought you, what if there is no Santa at all. On Christmas Eve, your parents tell you that you need to be in bed asleep while Santa Claus comes to your house to put the gifts under the tree. Your parents wait for you to go to sleep so they can get the gifts they shopped for and wrapped and put them under the Christmas Tree. When the kids leave cookies for Santa, the parents have to eat them so they are gone. If they are crappy cookies, they just throw them out. Why would Santa or anyone want to drink milk that has been in a cup for 4 hours? When the kids wake up, they run downstairs and say "Santa Came!". Santa Claus didn't come, your parents and their credit card are Santa Claus. It makes sense to receive presents from someone you know, instead of one guy who gives you presents just for being on the nice list.

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